这个小品把政治正确的荒谬展现得淋漓尽致 :KINNE TONIGHT - SAY CHEESE 影视
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习羊羊与灰战狼 稍有常识的懒羊羊

台词:

-Gonna get him. Oh wait on, I'll just get this guy.

-找他去。哦,等等,我直接找这人就行了。

-Um excuse me, would you mind taking a photo of us?

-啊,打扰一下,请问能帮忙给我们拍张合照吗?

-Yeah, no problem!

-好啊,没问题啊!

-Thank you.

-谢谢。

-Okay! Everybody say "cheese!"

-好!一齐说:“cheese!”

-Oh I'm actually--I'm a vegan. Could you please have us say something else?

-哦,稍等一下--其实我是个素食主义者。请问能换个东西说吗?

-Okay, everybody say... "tofu".

-行,一齐说...“豆腐”。

-Tofu is not actually as good for you as vegan, see, any hospital will tell you that it's bad for your testosterone levels.

-对于素食主义者来说豆腐其实不怎么样,你看,随便一家医院都会告诉你它对你的睾丸激素水平有害。

-Okay I'm sorry, how about we all just smile?

-好我错了,那大家笑一笑?

-Oh, one more asshole asks me to smile!

-啊,又有一个傻逼叫我笑一笑!

-Not really an asshole, takin' a photo for you, so...

-傻逼还算不上,搁这给你们拍照呢,所以...

-What is it to smile about anyway?

-所以到底什么令人发笑的么?

-O...kay...would you want me to just count backwards from three?

-这...行...不如这样,我从三倒数,行不?

-Oh! Would you like dyslexic people to just not exist!

-哦!你当阅读困难群体不存在是不是!

-My cousin has dyslexia, so, offended.

-我表亲有阅读困难症,所以...冒犯到我了。

-Adopted. Don't even know who my cousins are, so more offended.

-领养的。我根本不知道我表亲是谁,所以你更加冒犯到我了。

-How about this: we all put a word we are comfortable with in our heads, and I'll get this shot.

-不如这样:我们各人脑子里想一个自己舒服的词,然后我来拍张照。

-No, it doesn't sound very inclusive thought does it? I suppose you'd like us all to stand a few meters apart with you stalling?

-不,这个听着似乎不怎么包容啊?你是不是想让我们每人之间隔着几米站开,然后你在这等着啊?

-Jesus Christ.

-上帝啊。

-Oh I don't see what religion has to do with this?

-哦宗教跟这有任何关系么?

-Well, I'm an atheist, so, majorly triggered.

-那个,我是无神论者,所以,你侵犯到我了。

-Is that a comment on the gun debate? Huh, still trying to control people.

-这是在评价枪支辩论吗?哈,还想着要控制人民呢。

-But it's not just the people, has anyone thought about the animals?

-不只是人民,有人关心过动物的感受么?

-Look, this is what we're gonna do, everybody throw up a peace sign, and I'll take your photo.

-行,这样,大家一起比个和平手势,然后我给你们拍照。

-Wow. Cultural appropriation is alive and well. Why don't you just ask us to say Kung Fu?

-哇哦。文化挪用真是做得很棒棒呢。你咋不直接叫我们说“功夫”呢?

-Guess what? New plan, group selfie, ready, set, go. Boom, and... looks awesome, you're gonna love it.

-你猜我要干嘛?新计划,合影,预备,准备好,走起。pia,然后...不错,你会喜欢的。

-Oh, you took it with the front camera you stupid cyclist dick!

-哦,你怎么用前摄像头拍啊你这个臭傻逼骑手!

评论区上的这两个评论说得非常好:

“This would be more funny if it were not painfully reflective of life in 2019. Everyone is offended, everyone is oppressed, everyone is a victim.”

“这本来应该挺搞笑的,然而它展现出来的完全就是现实中的2019。人人都被冒犯了,人人都被压迫了,人人都是受害者。”

“I'm not laughing because this is reality now”

“我笑不出来,因为这压根就是现实。”

初商末未
通音宽依 2021年8月31日,“初音未来”真的消失了,不过是在新·品葱。

“茄子”太黄,“田七”像广告宣传,“阿姨”和刘仲敬有关······

消极 (男)消极自由需要积极的个人主义来维护

@通音宽依 #110198 满地玻璃心,一地碎渣渣

派乐迪
愛牛奶盒的人 你們可不能混瑤哦~

@消极 #110206 @通音宽依 #110198

心碎成渣渣,掃都掃不起來⋯⋯

@愛牛奶盒的人 #110207 哈哈哈哈,被品葱站长劈瑶的感觉如何?

@消极 #110224

他心碎又不是我心碎,你該問他什麼感覺呀🤔

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